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Squishable Mini Cheeseburger
If I could make my own fast food burger, y'all wouldn't know how to handle me. I'd need extra cheese, extra extra extra pickles, and as many patties as they'll give me. Onions? You guessed it...extra. Throw another bun on...
$37.50
Squishable Mini Dim Sum
Dim Sum - Literal translation: "touch the heart"! Which might take a bit of poetic license, but it's true that even the hungriest hearts may be touched by these delectable dumplings! And if not their heart, then at least their...
$33.50
Squishable Mini Christmas Tree Cookie
Halloween has candy bars. Thanksgiving has pie. Christmas has cookies. This is one of them. They are delicious, and sweet, and crunchy, and a flipping delight. Oh, also, Arbor Day has eclairs. Or at least it, should. 6(w) x 3.5(d)...
$32.00
Squishable Mini Christmas Star Cookie
Great cookies come in small packages! Sometimes, they also come in big packages! But this one comes in a package that's a little bigger than small, but not as big as big! You know what, you might as well just...
$32.00
Squishable Red Velvet Cupcake
I don't want to hear that red velvet is technically "just chocolate with red food coloring", it is NOT, that's a cruel rumor! Red velvet is the most special, delectable, PERFECT flavor to ever exist. The way it compliments the...
$56.00
Squishable Mini Peppermint Mocha
Move over PSL! It's Mini Peppermint Mocha's time to shine. And by "time" I mean the moment Thanksgiving is over. Warm our body and the soul with your minty, chocolate caffeination, you behemoth of the festive beverage category! 7(w) x...
$44.00
Squishable Mini Colorpoint Kitty
I have a cat bias. I admit it -- I think cats are amazing. Especially this Mini Colorpoint Kitty. It's the best thing that ever happened. You can disagree if you want, and I'll respect that. I mean, you'll be...
$36.50
Squishable Christmas Tree
You're probably thinking to yourself, "A Christmas tree?!? It's not even December yet!" Unless you're reading this in December, in which case you're thinking, "A Christmas tree?!? I can't believe it's December already!" Behold the cyclical cycle of consumerism that...
$63.00
Squishable Mini Hot Sauce
Do you slurp on Ghost Pepper shakes? Do you chomp on Carolina Reapers like potato chips? Do you keep hot sauce in your bag for flavor crises? Do you actually *have* flavor crises??! Awesome! This Mini Comfort Food Hot Sauce...
$30.00
Squishable Cheeseburger
How do you take your cheeseburger? Medium rare? Burnt? Made of plush?! Whatever way you decide to enjoy this foodie classic, always remember to toast your buns, chop your lettuce, and for the love of PATTIES, don't forget the pickles!!!...
$62.00
Squishable Madame Cupcake
This fancy cupcake is haute couture! It's haute cuisine! It's haute fuzz! It's basically got all the hautes! Try it out for some haute snuggles!
13(w) x 13(d) x 14.5(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!
$59.50
Squishable Ramen
Slurp's up! Hanging out with the Comfort Food Ramen is like riding the umami filled broth waves into a world that can only be described as...mildly savory. Look at that egg hanging out with the seals! Schools of fish cakes...
$60.00
Squishable Mini Happy Birthday Cake
This Happy Birthday cake is ready to fulfill the wishes of your inner child! Or you know, an actual child. It's just dripping with birthday cheer! It's also dripping frosting and sprinkles. Now it's just dripping! Stop dripping on my...
$40.50
Squishable Avocado
Avocados are extra! They are extra-satisfying when spread on a piece of toast! They make an extra-yummy dip for your chips! They're also extra-easy to tell when they're ripe! This particular Avocado has extra-extra! Extra cuddles compared to your average...
$56.00
Squishable Shrimp Sushi
Psst, want a hot tip on a cold dish? Next time you're in Tokyo, I know this awesome sushi place in Rappongi! It's hard to find: you have to enter through a mailbox and climb down a ladder. At the...
$50.00
Squishable Grapes
Grapes are super versatile! You can eat 'em! You can make them into jams and jellies! They make salads awesome! They can be made into wine (totally non-alcoholic wine that is, 'cause kids read these descriptions too)! How amazing! The...
$71.50
