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Squishables Comford Food Take Out Box ~ 15 inches
I like my fast food like I like my overheated cellular phones: hot and mobile! That steaming origami bucket might contain anything! Noodles! BBQ! A salad! A noodle BBQ salad! Fold it up for food on the go! Unfold it...
$50.00
Squishables Comfort Food Peanut Butter Jar ~ 15 inches
Not every jar of peanut butter is exactly the same. Some are infused with honey, others are crunchy, and some are silky smooth. There's something for everyone, except those allergic to peanuts...until now! The Comfort Food Peanut Butter Jar is...
$44.00
Squishables Comfort Food Grapefruit
Hi there, Grapefruit! I know you can come off a little sour sometimes, but I'm sure someday everyone will see how sweet you can be. Especially when piled high with sugar. Which is how my Aunt Linda always ate grapefruit....
$46.00
Squishables Comfort Food America Ice Pop ~ 15 inches
I'm melting! MELTING! But luckily, this Squishable doesn't! It stays solid in 90 degree weather. It stays solid (although still squishy) at the beach. It stays in marvelous shape every day of the year. Oh how this embodiment of a...
$50.00
Squishables Comfort Food Cannoli
Comfort Food Cannoli can carry a lot inside that shell of theirs. Today they're going to teach us about using that ability to pack for our next trip. Step number one: take whatever you want to pack. Really anything -...
$43.00
Squishable Comfort Food Pizza ~ 15 inches
Dear Pizza, When I celebrated my sixth birthday, you were there. Mostly smeared on my shirt, but you were there. When I was 19 and suffered through my first breakup, you were there, a hot and fresh solace. Then a...
$38.00
Squishables Boozy Buds Beer Stein
Craft or mainstream? IPA or Belgian? Saison or lager? Brown ale or porter? Stout or sour? Choosing a beer requires a lot of work. Allow me to make the decision easy for you! Pick this one! It's got all the...
$44.50
Squishables Dachshund Hot Dog
Did you know the dachshund was the first dog from the United Kingdom to get cloned? Indeed! We tried it out, but it didn't quite go as planned. Apparently our science was a lot more literal than we expected. At...
$48.50
Squishables Comfort Food Chicken Leg
HUZZAH! Oh your majesty, Comfort Food Chicken Leg, I swear fealty to your superior poultry-ness. I shall joust, sword fight, dance and be merry in honor of your savory kingdom. Everyone in the land shall hear stories of your legendary...
$43.50
Squishables Comfort Food Avocado Toast ~ 15 inches
Craving some savory after your morning workout? Need to fill your tummy with squishy satisfaction? Want to look like an Instagram model while doing it? Might I suggest the light yet ever-so-indulgent Avocado Toast! Aztecs, Australians, and attractive yoga practitioners...
$46.00
Squishables Comfort Food Pink Donut ~ 15 inches
Pink! It's a color, not a flavor! Or is it? Consider the icing on a Pink Donut. Is it strawberry? Raspberry? Cherry? Whatever reddish-hued fruit it represents, if you closed your eyes and took a bite, technically it should taste...
$43.00
Squishables Celestial Sun ~ 15 inches
Thank you, sunshine, for providing Vitamin D and tan lines! Yep, soaking up those potentially dangerous UV rays really make me happy. Unless I forget to reapply sunscreen. Then I am less happy! Here's a safer way to bask -...
$47.00
Squishables Comfort Food Watermelon ~ 17 inches
Feeling hungry? How about thirsty? What about bored? If you answered yes to any of these three predicaments, allow me to suggest a slice of Watermelon! It feeds you! It dampens you! It's...a very interesting fruit! That cold, crunchy, candy...
$43.00
Squishables Comfort Food Lemonade
Pucker up sunshine, we're going to the beach! In the battle against dehydration, let's choose our weapons wisely! I'm talking about Lemonade, people, and lots of it! Take that, Sun! We dare you to try and take away our liquid...
$50.00
Squishables Comfort Food Chocolate Bar ~ 15 inches
Did you know it takes 400 cocoa beans to make one pound of chocolate?? Haha, woah! That's a couple! Imagine how many beans it would take to make a chocolate bar that's Squishable size? Probably a LOT. Thankfully, THIS chocolate...
$50.00
Squishables Comfort Food French Toast ~ 15 inches
French Toast! Quel regal merveilleux! Plus de mots en francais! One might be under the impression that French Toast is from France. Faux! The recipe has been around as long as man has been able to place eggs, butter and...
$42.00
Squishables Comfort Food Unicorn Cake ~ 15 Inches
Unicorn Cake! It's there for when you want to eat a mythical creature, but you feel kind of bad about it. Also you've been a vegetarian for years, so those urges to just chomp into a horned-horse flank are super...
$50.00
Squishables Boozy Buds Bloody Mary
Have some alcoholic soup in a cup! With vitamins! Is it a healthy brunch poison? Is it a hangover cure AND cause? Yes! The world is full of culinary contradictions like a Boozy Buds Bloody Mary. It's best just to roll with...
$44.50
Squishables Comfort Food Juice Box ~ 15 inches
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION: 100% Floofer fluffy fluff 0% High Fructose Corn Syrup 15 Billion grams of natural sugars (metaphorical) 3000% Made with Love 0 grams of sodium PRODUCT DETAILS 15 squishy inches of healthy-ish option! All new polyester fiber, ages 3...
$46.00
Squishables Comfort Food Hot Sauce ~ 15 in
Do you munch on jalapenos for breakfast? Do you guzzle pepper for lunch? Do you secretly carry a tiny bottle of pure capsaicin for flavor emergencies? Then you'll get a kick out of this hot sauce! We're not sure where...
$42.00
Squishables Comfort Food Cherries
What a rebellious fruit! These cherries have gone on sweet adventures all over the world. They won't even talk about how much trouble they've caused because they're too cool for that. Try asking them! See? Nothing!
$50.00
Squishables Birthday Cake ~ 15 inches
If you lived on Mercury, you could have a birthday every 88 days! That's more than four times the presents, four times the parties and most importantly, four times the cake! Quadruple the birthday sounds really great, as long as...
$50.00
Squishables Comfort Food Soup Dumpling ~ 15 inches
oup dumplings (xiaolongbao!) are delicious bouncy little morsels of happiness filled with soup and MORE happiness! How do you eat one without it exploding in your mouth? Alright bear with me, you nibble a tiny hole in the dumpling, slurp...
$48.00
Squishables Comfort Food Bagel ~ 15 inches
What can compare with the versatile doughy perfection that is the magical bagel? Eight million New Yorkers say, "Nothing!" Nosh it with a shmear of cream cheese, lox, peanut butter, cashew butter, really any butter, jelly, bacon, tuna fish....agh it's...
$42.00
