Squishables Comfort Food

Do you munch on jalapenos for breakfast? Do you guzzle pepper for lunch? Do you secretly carry a tiny bottle of pure capsaicin for flavor emergencies? Then you'll get a kick out of this hot sauce! We're not sure where...

What can compare with the versatile doughy perfection that is the magical bagel? Eight million New Yorkers say, "Nothing!" Nosh it with a shmear of cream cheese, lox, peanut butter, cashew butter, really any butter, jelly, bacon, tuna fish....agh it's...

Grapes are super versatile! You can eat 'em! You can make them into jams and jellies! They make salads awesome! They can be made into wine (totally non-alcoholic wine that is, 'cause kids read these descriptions too)! How amazing! The...

What a rebellious fruit! These cherries have gone on sweet adventures all over the world. They won't even talk about how much trouble they've caused because they're too cool for that. Try asking them! See? Nothing!  

Feeling hungry? How about thirsty? What about bored? If you answered yes to any of these three predicaments, allow me to suggest a slice of Watermelon! It feeds you! It dampens you! It's...a very interesting fruit! That cold, crunchy, candy...

Nothing says confidence like walking into an ice cream shop and asking for a waffle cone with enough ice cream to fill a bathtub. It takes a lot of guts to order that many scoops! That's the kind of self-assurance...

Do you slurp on Ghost Pepper shakes? Do you chomp on Carolina Reapers like potato chips? Do you keep hot sauce in your bag for flavor crises? Do you actually *have* flavor crises??! Awesome! This Mini Comfort Food Hot Sauce...

I like my fast food like I like my overheated cellular phones: hot and mobile! That steaming origami bucket might contain anything! Noodles! BBQ! A salad! A noodle BBQ salad! Fold it up for food on the go! Unfold it...

I'm melting! MELTING! But luckily, this Squishable doesn't! It stays solid in 90 degree weather. It stays solid (although still squishy) at the beach. It stays in marvelous shape every day of the year. Oh how this embodiment of a...

French Toast! Quel regal merveilleux! Plus de mots en francais! One might be under the impression that French Toast is from France. Faux! The recipe has been around as long as man has been able to place eggs, butter and...

Want to eat healthier? Whoa there, let's not be too hasty! After years of cupcakes and pizza, too much nutrition all at once might be a shock to the system! Let's ease into this thing slowly! Lean chicken breast? Maybe...

So there you are, sitting in the elementary school cafeteria, staring at a plastic tray filled with the food of childhood. You've got your weird chicken disk on a white roll. You've got your lumpy cherry gelatin in a cup....

Oh Hamburger, what is it about you that makes me want to ask, "I can has?" Is it the beef itself, savory and juicy? Or the condiments like a rainbow of squishy flavor? Or the gooey cheese hugging the patty...

Not every jar of peanut butter is exactly the same. Some are infused with honey, others are crunchy, and some are silky smooth. There's something for everyone, except those allergic to peanuts...until now! The Comfort Food Peanut Butter Jar is...

Unicorn Cake! It's there for when you want to eat a mythical creature, but you feel kind of bad about it. Also you've been a vegetarian for years, so those urges to just chomp into a horned-horse flank are super...

Dear Pizza, When I celebrated my sixth birthday, you were there. Mostly smeared on my shirt, but you were there. When I was 19 and suffered through my first breakup, you were there, a hot and fresh solace. Then a...

Need to blend into your local BBQ/picnic/cafeteria/kitchen/fast food joint/super fancy restaurant? Might I suggest dressing as a cheeseburger! A staple in a diverse array of culinary establishments, the cheeseburger is so ubiquitous and versatile that it makes the perfect disguise...

The cereal aisle has too many choices! Do you go the sugary sweet nostalgia route? Or that cereal that your grandma swears is healthy? Or that weird off brand over there? Decisions, decisions. Luckily for you, we made it easy!...