Squishables Comfort Food

Break out the Italian...American! Your favorite pasta-and-protein bowl might look like a classic from the old country, but it was actually created in New York City! Like California roll sushi and General Tso's Chicken, Spaghetti and Meatballs is actually thanks...

I like my fast food like I like my overheated cellular phones: hot and mobile! That steaming origami bucket might contain anything! Noodles! BBQ! A salad! A noodle BBQ salad! Fold it up for food on the go! Unfold it...

French Toast! Quel regal merveilleux! Plus de mots en francais! One might be under the impression that French Toast is from France. Faux! The recipe has been around as long as man has been able to place eggs, butter and...

Want to eat healthier? Whoa there, let's not be too hasty! After years of cupcakes and pizza, too much nutrition all at once might be a shock to the system! Let's ease into this thing slowly! Lean chicken breast? Maybe...

Not every jar of peanut butter is exactly the same. Some are infused with honey, others are crunchy, and some are silky smooth. There's something for everyone, except those allergic to peanuts...until now! The Comfort Food Peanut Butter Jar is...

Need to blend into your local BBQ/picnic/cafeteria/kitchen/fast food joint/super fancy restaurant? Might I suggest dressing as a cheeseburger! A staple in a diverse array of culinary establishments, the cheeseburger is so ubiquitous and versatile that it makes the perfect disguise...

Craving some savory after your morning workout? Need to fill your tummy with squishy satisfaction? Want to look like an Instagram model while doing it? Might I suggest the light yet ever-so-indulgent Avocado Toast! Aztecs, Australians, and attractive yoga practitioners...

Craft or mainstream? IPA or Belgian? Saison or lager? Brown ale or porter? Stout or sour? Choosing a beer requires a lot of work. Allow me to make the decision easy for you! Pick this one! It's got all the...

Welcome to our Luau! I'm glad you could join 1000 of your closest friends already hanging out on this tropical Hawaiian beach! Watch some hula performances! Eat some roasted animals or non-animal alternatives! Debate exactly what's in this coconut drink!...

Feeling hungry? How about thirsty? What about bored? If you answered yes to any of these three predicaments, allow me to suggest a slice of Watermelon! It feeds you! It dampens you! It's...a very interesting fruit! That cold, crunchy, candy...

Pink! It's a color, not a flavor! Or is it? Consider the icing on a Pink Donut. Is it strawberry? Raspberry? Cherry? Whatever reddish-hued fruit it represents, if you closed your eyes and took a bite, technically it should taste...

Milkshakes! They bring the boys to the yard! Or the girls! Or, you know, whoever! This frosty concoction of ice cream and strawberries (and milk!) has a gravitational pull that far exceeds its size, and its size is already pretty...

How does the cookie crumble? Well, first it crumbles into pieces, then it reforms itself into TWO cookies, and then it smooshes itself into a hug with a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and then it rolls around in some...

Hi there, Grapefruit! I know you can come off a little sour sometimes, but I'm sure someday everyone will see how sweet you can be. Especially when piled high with sugar. Which is how my Aunt Linda always ate grapefruit....

Pucker up sunshine, we're going to the beach! In the battle against dehydration, let's choose our weapons wisely! I'm talking about Lemonade, people, and lots of it! Take that, Sun! We dare you to try and take away our liquid...

Unicorn Cake! It's there for when you want to eat a mythical creature, but you feel kind of bad about it. Also you've been a vegetarian for years, so those urges to just chomp into a horned-horse flank are super...