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Squishables Comfort Food
Squishables Undercover Cheeseburger Disguise
Need to blend into your local BBQ/picnic/cafeteria/kitchen/fast food joint/super fancy restaurant? Might I suggest dressing as a cheeseburger! A staple in a diverse array of culinary establishments, the cheeseburger is so ubiquitous and versatile that it makes the perfect disguise...
$19.99
Squishables Comfort Food Cereal Box
The cereal aisle has too many choices! Do you go the sugary sweet nostalgia route? Or that cereal that your grandma swears is healthy? Or that weird off brand over there? Decisions, decisions. Luckily for you, we made it easy!...
$44.00
Squishables Comfort Food Grilled Cheese
The grilled cheese sandwich is so much more than two toasted slices of bread and melty cheese with a lot of butter! It's a hug made out of food! The economic engine that keeps tomato soup makers in business! The...
$42.00
Squishables Mini Carrot
Did you know if you eat too many carrots, your skin turns orange? The Mini Comfort Food Carrot cries foul! There is no such thing as too many carrots! So bask in that beachy beta carotene glow, this guy is...
$23.50
Squishables Carrot
Do carrots improve night vision? No! This conical taproot might help your Vitamin K and B6, but its nocturnal eye benefits have been slightly (completely) exaggerated. So where did this bizarre bit of tuber trivia come from? Well, during WW2,...
$50.00
Squishables Peach
We like to keep it classy here at Squishable! For example, we would never make a Peach description that was all puns about butts. Nope! Other brands might go on about this delectable fruit "bringing up the rear" and "being...
$48.50
Squishables Avocado Toast
Craving some savory after your morning workout? Need to fill your tummy with squishy satisfaction? Want to look like an Instagram model while doing it? Might I suggest the light yet ever-so-indulgent Avocado Toast! Aztecs, Australians, and attractive yoga practitioners...
$46.00
Squishables Pickle
In the past there were no huge refrigerated trucks bringing dragonfruit to the Dakotas in December or coconuts for Christmas in Calgary! In fact, the only way to get most any fruit or vegetable for november nutrition in northerly neighborhoods...
$42.00
Squishables Soup Dumpling
oup dumplings (xiaolongbao!) are delicious bouncy little morsels of happiness filled with soup and MORE happiness! How do you eat one without it exploding in your mouth? Alright bear with me, you nibble a tiny hole in the dumpling, slurp...
$48.00
Squishables Pea Pod
Pods! They make life better! I've got a Podcast for my long commute, Ear Pods with which to listen to it, and a Space Pod to get there in (it's a really really long commute). But what if you ARE...
$46.00
Squishables Banana
Bananas are funny! Since the days of Vaudeville, comedians' legs have come flying out from under them following contact with this farcical fruit!But surely a star of the silent film era could have slipped on a squishy orange or stumbled...
$42.00
Squishables Lemon
When life gives you lemons, do whatever the flippin' heck you want! After all, lemonade isn't everyone's cup of tea (in fact, many people prefer the cup of tea!). There are any number of citrus-based uses for that big yellow...
$42.00
Squishables Mini Pineapple
From the guest-houses of Ghent to the bed-and-breakfasts of Bangalore, the Pineapple is always welcome! Is it because they're generous tippers? Or their reputation for spinning fascinating yarns? Well, Pineapples do both of those things, but there is a bigger...
$23.50
Squishables Mini Birthday Cake 7"
Picture this situation: you arrive at a party, shindig or hootenanny. You expect some delicious cake. But due to hasty planning, unannounced guests, or invisible cake-eating gnomes (it's probably the gnomes), you find the hootenanny to be cake-deficient!We have a...
$23.50
Squishables Mini Hot Dog
The Hot Dog you know and love from a hundred blissful summer cookouts and sun-dappled baseball games is a symbol of Americana! Indeed, it's right up there with bald eagles and coming home from the moon just to realize you...
$23.50
Squishables Mini Taco 7"
Tacos! The best transportation option to get seasoned meat from your plate to your face! They're a perfect model of one-handed noshing efficiency: unlike arepas, empanadas and pupusas, you know exactly what you're getting before the first bite! With this...
$23.50
Squishables Taco
Taco Tuesday! What other food could possibly provides such a bright ray of sunshine on this, the most "meh" day of the week? Sometimes, a perfect taco is the only thing between ennui and "wheeee!" But why limit this cheezy...
$42.00
Squishables Eggplant 15"
Eggplants don't look a lot like eggs, but perhaps back when this purple produce was first named, eggs were very different? Did giant, violet chickens roam the lands of Ancient Briton, bestowing farmers with plump, purple eggs that begged such...
$47.50
Squishables Birthday Cake 15"
If you lived on Mercury, you could have a birthday every 88 days! That's more than four times the presents, four times the parties and most importantly, four times the cake! Quadruple the birthday sounds really great, as long as...
$50.00
Squishables Slice of Cake
So there you are, at the bakery. You're eyeing that delectable cake. Oh man, those sprinkles! That strawberry! That pure sugary happiness! If only you could eat the whole thing...but you can't. Because it's bigger than you are. What to...
$49.00
