Squishables Comfort Food

Break out the Italian...American! Your favorite pasta-and-protein bowl might look like a classic from the old country, but it was actually created in New York City! Like California roll sushi and General Tso's Chicken, Spaghetti and Meatballs is actually thanks...

I like my fast food like I like my overheated cellular phones: hot and mobile! That steaming origami bucket might contain anything! Noodles! BBQ! A salad! A noodle BBQ salad! Fold it up for food on the go! Unfold it...

Want to eat healthier? Whoa there, let's not be too hasty! After years of cupcakes and pizza, too much nutrition all at once might be a shock to the system! Let's ease into this thing slowly! Lean chicken breast? Maybe...

Not every jar of peanut butter is exactly the same. Some are infused with honey, others are crunchy, and some are silky smooth. There's something for everyone, except those allergic to peanuts...until now! The Comfort Food Peanut Butter Jar is...

Need to blend into your local BBQ/picnic/cafeteria/kitchen/fast food joint/super fancy restaurant? Might I suggest dressing as a cheeseburger! A staple in a diverse array of culinary establishments, the cheeseburger is so ubiquitous and versatile that it makes the perfect disguise...

Hi there, Grapefruit! I know you can come off a little sour sometimes, but I'm sure someday everyone will see how sweet you can be. Especially when piled high with sugar. Which is how my Aunt Linda always ate grapefruit....

Crispy fried potatoes have so many names! French fries! Chips! Wedges! Fries! Frites! Make 'em crinkle cut, shoe string, curly, poutine-style, steak...and don't even get me started with the condiments. Anyways the Squishable version is defined as a cuddly cute,...

I'm melting! MELTING! But luckily, this Squishable doesn't! It stays solid in 90 degree weather. It stays solid (although still squishy) at the beach. It stays in marvelous shape every day of the year. Oh how this embodiment of a...

Unicorn Cake! It's there for when you want to eat a mythical creature, but you feel kind of bad about it. Also you've been a vegetarian for years, so those urges to just chomp into a horned-horse flank are super...

NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION: 100% Floofer fluffy fluff 0% High Fructose Corn Syrup 15 Billion grams of natural sugars (metaphorical) 3000% Made with Love 0 grams of sodium PRODUCT DETAILS 15 squishy inches of healthy-ish option! All new polyester fiber, ages 3...

What can compare with the versatile doughy perfection that is the magical bagel? Eight million New Yorkers say, "Nothing!" Nosh it with a shmear of cream cheese, lox, peanut butter, cashew butter, really any butter, jelly, bacon, tuna fish....agh it's...

Grapes are super versatile! You can eat 'em! You can make them into jams and jellies! They make salads awesome! They can be made into wine (totally non-alcoholic wine that is, 'cause kids read these descriptions too)! How amazing! The...

Oh Hamburger, what is it about you that makes me want to ask, "I can has?" Is it the beef itself, savory and juicy? Or the condiments like a rainbow of squishy flavor? Or the gooey cheese hugging the patty...

Oh the sweet, thermal gratification of thawing your fingers and toes with a pipin hot cup of hot chocolate! "Sweet" not your thing? Warm those digits Mayan-style with savory chilies and corn! Sticking with sugar? How about some marshmallow fluff...