Squishables Comfort Food

I like my fast food like I like my overheated cellular phones: hot and mobile! That steaming origami bucket might contain anything! Noodles! BBQ! A salad! A noodle BBQ salad! Fold it up for food on the go! Unfold it...

Hi there, Grapefruit! I know you can come off a little sour sometimes, but I'm sure someday everyone will see how sweet you can be. Especially when piled high with sugar. Which is how my Aunt Linda always ate grapefruit....

Crispy fried potatoes have so many names! French fries! Chips! Wedges! Fries! Frites! Make 'em crinkle cut, shoe string, curly, poutine-style, steak...and don't even get me started with the condiments. Anyways the Squishable version is defined as a cuddly cute,...

Unicorn Cake! It's there for when you want to eat a mythical creature, but you feel kind of bad about it. Also you've been a vegetarian for years, so those urges to just chomp into a horned-horse flank are super...

Grapes are super versatile! You can eat 'em! You can make them into jams and jellies! They make salads awesome! They can be made into wine (totally non-alcoholic wine that is, 'cause kids read these descriptions too)! How amazing! The...

Dear Pizza, When I celebrated my sixth birthday, you were there. Mostly smeared on my shirt, but you were there. When I was 19 and suffered through my first breakup, you were there, a hot and fresh solace. Then a...

What can compare with the versatile doughy perfection that is the magical bagel? Eight million New Yorkers say, "Nothing!" Nosh it with a shmear of cream cheese, lox, peanut butter, cashew butter, really any butter, jelly, bacon, tuna fish....agh it's...